I work with kids and I love it, but sometimes it is disgusting. Today we were crammed onto a hot and stuffy bus on our way back from a field trip. I was sitting there minding my own business, while a kid a few seats in front of me decided he needed to pick his nose. I was completely oblivious to the fact that he was mining until he decided to discard his findings. He flicked it away and the lovely surprise went flying through the air and landed squarely on my arm. Needless to say, I was grossed out. Enough said.
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”